Synopsis: DOCTOR PARNASSUS runs a TRAVELLING MAGIC SHOW with his daughter, a CUTE REDHEAD, a NOT-A-MIDGET and an OVERUSER OF THE WORD ‘MATE’. DOCTOR PARNASSUS uses his SUPER PSYCHIC POWERS to suck people through a mirror and into a strange WORLD INSIDE THEIR HEAD where they have to make a choice between their SOUL going …
With Joseph now spending a week and a half at his grandparents’ house, our lives are even more bereft of the enforced routine of being parents to a toddler. It’s not that I miss this routine – god knows, I hate routine more than most – but how strange it feels when it’s no longer …
The phone company Orange appear to be giving out free headphone adapters as part of some promotion or other. So, naturally, on the bandwagon I jumped to see if I could grab some that would work with my phone. I filled in the form, clicked Submit, and thought nothing of it for the next two …
So, as Joseph’s tastes in kids’ TV shows changes, so does the range of programmes I have to complain about, comment on, and generally be weirded out by. Thus I have probably posted the last of my “Night Garden = Ry’leh” brainfarts on this blog. On we go to the next thing he’s exposing me …